While I am on vacation, I cannot do my celebrity post today, so in lieu, I am reposting a favorite of mine:

I had to get my wireless phone replaced and did not want to get into a hassle and I did the total girly girl non-feminist thing. Having been make-up free the whole day up until that point, before going into the Verizon Wireless store I put on a fresh coat of make up and walked in the store hoping to find a clerk who'd let a prettier fresh-faced me trade in the phone I spilled coffee on for a brand new one without asking me too many questions. It worked!
It's no secret that a pretty and well put together face gets treated better in retail stores. I've experimented unwillingly this theory before and know by now that a better looking me goes farther than the tired sweatpants haggard looking me, especially when I am having to deal with a live person who has to get me a service.
I remember having a conversation with a very beautiful friend of mine who went off unprovoked on the fact that overweight people who lose weight are praised, applauded and encouraged.
"What about us skinny girls who have to work hard to stay thin? Don't we get any recognition? Where is our "kudos" and "a job well done" she argued? I knew my friend was vain and a bit disconnected from reality but what she was saying took the cake.
I had to remind her of the many perks she enjoyed in life on account of her being very attractive. Several studies have verified that beautiful people get more "not guilty" convictions despite overwhelming evidence that would have had an uglier defendant in jail for life. I remember watching a 20/20 or 60 minutes or Dateline special a while back where they actually experimented and showed clear examples of (1) a gorgeous stranded woman getting 10 x as much help than an average looking woman; (2) a good looking job candidate getting offered a job on the spot while moments earlier an okay looking dude was told they'd get back to him even though their credentials were virtually identical; (3) and it goes on and on...
Well, that brought me to thinking about all the wonderful perks pregnant and new moms get to have when they traverse the streets with their protruding bellies or strolling about with their cherubic little babies. In case you were wondering, here they are in 10 ten list format of course:
10. At the bathroom in a long line. This one is obvious. Who wants to go between a preggers woman and her bladder?
9. On the way to catch an elevator. No need to run. Folks get that you are a waddling duck these days and will patiently wait. Yup, to the courier fubbling in his bag for the package he's to deliver, people are yelling all sorts of "hurry up and get in here!" obscentities. You sweet waddling duck get to take your sweet time.
8. At the airport security gate. Late for your flight? Horrified by the tremendous line at security check in and fearful you'll miss your plane? Worry not. Simply stroll junior to the front of the security stand and show them your boarding pass and voila! Instant-cut-a -line Perks!
7. At the airport boarding gate. Traveling with your kid guarantees you the chance to get in the plane first when they board "passengers carrying small children who need extra time getting in their seats." Sweet!
6. If you arrive at a check out or ordering line at the same time as another person, they're gonna let the glowing pregnant woman looking to nourish her unborn child go in front of them. That's a natural gimme!
5. At the parking lots to some mega stores that cater to children. Babies R Us, Toys R Us, Buy Buy Baby, some Walmart and other stores have special parking spots right next to the handicap ones up front reserved for pregnant women and woman with children. I used to smile everytime I'd see one of these signs and was feeling extra lazy that day.
4. Visiting someone who you'd rather not spend that much time with...You can always hit them with the line, "It's time for Amelia's nap. It's been nice, but we've go to go."
3. At a social event. You can always pat your belly and gesture towards the restroom to wiggle your way out of hearing another boring story about that party guests trip to the Outer Banks.
2. At the buffet line while on your second or third helping. Because everyone believes that line "you're eating for two" and you're uber eeked at getting to be a glutton and not be chastised for it!
1. On public transportation. While it is true in many major urban cities, people don't have the manners to let a pregnant woman have their seat, still several people are fine about getting up and putting you out of the danger of possibly losing your balance falling and hurting yourself and your unborn child.
