We all know that the Mommy MakeOver, the post bab(ies) breast lift, liposuction and tummy tuck, is all the rage these days. Some moms go as far as getting vaginal reconstruction or "genital rejuvenation" as they describe it on A Mommy Makeover.com to make "like new" what the pregnancy and child birthing process changes. Simple diet and exercise changes cannot make your body snap back as it was before babies. Contrary to what is said, there's no amount of cocoa butter in the world that will reduce the wrinkly tummy moms get post pregnancy.Now that I am officially done with having children, I have been exploring non-invasive options. Certainly, high profile celebrity deaths under the knife such as Olivia Goldsmith and Dr. Donda West, Kanye West's mom, have scared plenty of women to just give up on the idea of getting their pre-baby bodies back. Recently, R&B star Usher Raymond's wife had a heart attack while under the knife in Brazil.
That is why I am seriously considering Thermage. Aaaah Vanity, eh?
Anyway according to the folks at Thermage.com,
Thermage uses unique radiofrequency (RF) technology to heat the deep layers of your skin, while cooling the surface of your skin to keep it intact during the procedure.
This deep heating stimulates your body’s natural skin renewal process, which helps tighten existing collagen and form new collagen. Over time, sagging or wrinkled skin is replaced with smoother, tighter skin; improved tone and texture; and an overall younger looking appearance.
To complete the non-surgery Mommy Make over, I suppose if one has the problem with stretch marks, one could get Laser Stretch Mark removal and then rely on Lipodissolve™ and mesotherapy as non-surgery alternatives to cellulite removal. Nothing to be done about sagging boobs except getting cutlets or water bras to fake the reappearnce of perky boobs once again.
Aaaaah narcissism! ha
Check out this cynical cartoon trying to discourage moms from going under the knife for the sake of vanity. Click to enlarge and read.
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A tummy tuck, also known as abdominoplasty, can help correct a protruding abdomen or sagging skin around the abdomen. While not considered a viable substitute for weight loss through regular diet and exercise, a tummy tuck can help remove excessive localized fat that may not respond to diet and exercise or under extenuating circumstances, such as multiple pregnancies or aging.
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