K-Fed's Meal Ticket

I thought it was very tacky for Sarah Silverman to call Brtiney's kids Sean Preston and Jayden James "mistakes" during her opening monologue on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards,

However, I couldn't help but laugh out loud LITERALLY this morning when I heard two radio disc jokey's refer to the kids as TWO GOLDEN SCRATCH OFF TICKETS!!!!

LOL!!!!

They were referring to recent reports that an ex-Britney bodyguard has agreed to testify against her in K-Fed's attempt to get full custody. He plans to expose Brit's nudity, drug use and drunkeness in the presence of the kids and essentially that she has compromised the safety of the children numerous times in the past.

It's not looking good for Brit. While I believe she needs some medical and maybe some spiritual intervention and I'm sure K-Fed loves his kids, I'm thinking, those kids are also great insurance of a future of non-working.

Once he gets full custody, cha ching!!!